sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY
me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
*thinks about the future for three seconds* *has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
(Source: , via hey-sweetcheeks)
- person: you're blocking the view.
- me: i am the view.
queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her
I don’t even care if it’s true it should be
beyonce doesn’t win grammys grammys win beyonce
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
an iPhone will lose 20% just unlocking the phone but when it’s down to 1% you can shoot like a fuckin movie and edit it on this bitch are you kidding me